She has been procrastinating for a couple of weeks now about blogging, I hear Her mumbling about it when I'm trying to take a nap.
This morning as I was waking Her (I like to sit up, flap my ears real hard and snort a couple of times to get Her attention) it occurred to me, why not a “dog blog?”
There must be plenty of dogs of all kinds already blogging away, but this will be a first for me. Thank doG for spell check, getting my paws on the keyboard is hard enough.
What would I, a 14 month old miniature schnauzer have to talk about? Alot. Infact I talk to everyone who comes to our house, though they just think I’m just saying Hi!or Pet me!
Wrong. I might be saying “It’s freezing out there, close the door!” or “Oh, you’ve been with that German Shepherd again!” or “You smell great! Did you bring me a treat?”
When She comes home She misunderstands me when I wag really hard and run around Her. She pats me while She says something like ‘Yes, Yes, I missed you too!” When what I’m saying is “Glad to see you, glad to see you! Look! I protected the house the whole time you were gone! Did you get treats where you were? Can I have a treat, can I?”
Well. This blogging – Doglogging? – isn’t as easy as it looks. I need to drink some water and take a long nap. Unless I can make Her let me outside, so She’ll have to give me a treat to get me back in! (It took me months to teach Her that trick but now She does it every time!)
I love treats! Send me treats! That’s all for today.
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